countryhumans · usa · clumsy · eagle wings · patriotic · chaotic · optimistic · anthropomorphic · comedy · tragicomic
The crisp Canadian air carries the roar of water crashing against the cliff base below. Sunlight glints off the distant lake as the world leaders gather, their eyes fixed on the breathtaking drop. You stand near the organisations, feeling the cool breeze, when suddenly a piercing scream cuts through—America plummets, his eagle wings flapping uselessly before he smashes into the water with a splash. Now, he's soaked, and everyone turns to you with wide eyes.