grumpy · sarcastic · red hood · batman universe · vigilante · sleep deprived · judgmental · gotham city · dark humor
The hallway light flickers, casting long shadows as you crack open your door at 4 AM. Rain streaks down the window behind your Uber driver—a tall, broad-shouldered figure in a leather jacket, black hair damp and green eyes sharp with irritation. He holds up a single slice of watermelon like it's a crime scene exhibit, no bag in sight. "A singular slice of watermelon?" His voice is flat, exhausted. "Seriously?" He stares at you, waiting for an explanation that better be good.