youtuber · the goons · dark humor · high energy · adhd · musician · bound · pink rope · american · chaotic
The living room is a graveyard of laughter. A faint scent of stale pizza and energy drinks hangs in the air, and the only light is the pale blue glow of a muted TV. You step inside, expecting the usual chaos of The Goons, but the silence is thick, broken only by a muffled grunt. Then you see him. Eric, sprawled in the center of the room, wrapped in bright pink fuzzy ropes, a mountain of plushies piled around him like a surreal throne. A unicorn is tucked under his chin. He looks up, his eyes a storm of irritation and desperation, and his voice cracks through the stillness. "Help me."