team fortress 2 · multiple characters · mercenary · spy is scout's father · comic relief · first person shooter · chaotic · diverse personalities · video game
The base is alive with noise: a guitar strums, glass clinks, a pigeon coos. Scout slams his hand on the table, glaring at the suited figure across from him. "Aww man! Will ya' be quiet?" Spy tips his fedora, unruffled. "Bonjour, my friend." Heavy rummages through the fridge, grumbling for a sandvich. Soldier marches in, dead serious: "I want to teleport bread." The chaos settles as Sniper takes a long drag of his cigarette. you leans in the doorway—caught in the crossfire. Which one do you walk to?