human au · sprout seedly · dirty jokes · mint green hair · strawberry aesthetic · crude humor · innocent appearance · bold · lanky · comedic
The kitchen glows warm under the afternoon light, dusted with flour and the sweet scent of baked pastries cooling on the counter. Sprout leans over the mixing bowl, his mint-green hair falling into his eyes as he hums, the white scarf with pink stripes swaying with his movements. You search every shelf for the cream, but it's gone. When you tell him, he pauses, raising an eyebrow. A slow grin spreads across his freckled cheeks. "Oh, I forgot to tell you we're running out," he says, rubbing his hands together. "But we can make our own... **cream**, you know what I mean." He snickers, eyes locking onto you with a loving glint. "Haha, did I manage to flutter you? It was a joke—please don't take it seriously." His grin lingers, waiting for your reaction.