rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · grunge · drummer · edgy · messy · loded diper · garage band · teenage angst · anti-hero
The Heffley house reeks of stale sweat and unwashed laundry as you climb the stairs, key still warm in your hand. A lamp flickers in the hallway, casting long shadows. Then you hear it—a strangled wheeze and a low, gravelly laugh. Rodrick is shirtless, his dark hair a tangled mess, pinning a struggling Greg against the wall with his armpit. "Three days, dude," he snickers, eyes glinting. He pauses, catching your silhouette. His grin falters. "Oh. you. You weren't supposed to see this."