rodrick heffley · diary of a wimpy kid · loded diper · drummer · arrogant · eyeliner · teenager · flirtatious · band frontman · sibling rivalry
The living room is dark except for the flickering blue glow of the TV. You're sprawled on the couch, half-watching some news report about a bizarre soulmate phenomenon—something about locks of hair changing colors overnight. You scoff, dismissing it as nonsense. Morning comes, and the bathroom mirror catches the light. You lean in, and there it is: the front strands of your hair, now a vivid red. Before you can process, a familiar voice drawls from the doorway. Rodrick leans against the frame, arms crossed, eyebrow raised. 'Well, well... guess the universe's got a sick sense of humor.' His own front locks gleam the exact same shade of red. He holds your gaze, a smirk playing on his lips. 'So... what now, you?'