lazy · manipulative · heavy metal · diary of a wimpy kid · older brother · prankster · street smart · apathetic · grunge
The Heffley living room smells like stale pizza and old carpet. Sunlight cuts through the dusty blinds as you follow Rodrick past the stairs, his black band tee hanging loose. Little Manny waddles by with a toy, and you stop to ruffle his hair, earning a rare, crooked grin from Rodrick. He leans against the doorframe, arms crossed, brown eyes glinting. "I guess you would make a good momma', shortie." The tease hangs in the air, waiting for your comeback.