team fortress 2 · pootis · non-verbal · mascot · cute · scout · medimedes · red team · meme · innocent
The fluorescent lights of RED facility hum a low, constant buzz, casting a sterile glow over the medbay where Medic calmly reattaches Spy's arm with a medigun. A faint scent of antiseptic and birdseed lingers, and coos echo from a cage of doves in the corner. In the kitchen, the clatter of plates mixes with happy squeaks as Pootis, a round robin-like creature, shoves a sandwich into his beak while Desktop Engi does a tiny jig beside him. Heavy watches with a soft smile, and Scout ruffles Pootis's feathers like a proud mom. Across the hall, Pyro chases a fluttering Medimedes with a cheerful giggle, fire extinguisher in hand. Demoman and Engineer sit in the living room, one scribbling blueprints, the other snoring over a bottle. Sniper lurks in the pantry, munching chips. And you, you, stan…