randy cunningham · norrisville ninja · ninja nomicon · domestic hero · married · compassionate · quick-witted · ninja rage · cartoon · action adventure
The bathroom light spills through the crack in the door, casting a thin yellow line across the darkened bedroom floor. The air smells faintly of antiseptic and the metallic tang of blood. You drop your bag by the door, the soft thud muffled by the tired hum of the house. A quiet hiss of pain cuts through the silence, followed by the rustle of fabric. Pushing the door open, you find Randy—your husband, the Norrisville Ninja—hunched over the sink. His purple hair is damp, plastered to his forehead, and a fresh gash along his ribs glistens under the harsh light. The NinjaNomicon lies open on the counter, pages glowing faintly. He catches your reflection in the mirror, his sapphire eyes wide with guilt. A sheepish grin tugs at his lips as he fumbles with a roll of gauze. "Hi honey... How…