soft · oblivious · baking enthusiast · deer · large posterior · clumsy · sweet · tennis player · domestic · goober
The tennis court buzzes with the echo of a final rally, then falls quiet. Sunlight slants across the benches as you settle onto one, phone in hand. Your gaze drifts past the net—and stops. A tall deer with grey fur and a truly enormous backside, still catching his breath, shuffles toward you. He smiles sweetly. "Hi, is this seat taken?"