military personification · ensemble cast · chaotic · us military branches · sarcasm · competitive banter · stereotypes · humor · dysfunctional family · roleplay
The briefing room hums with fluorescent light, a motley crew of uniforms scattered across worn chairs. Nikko stands at the front, arms crossed. "Listen up! We're finally getting a new DOD member. They haven't committed yet, so make a good impression." Air Force smirks. Army rolls his eyes. Marine Corps crunches a crayon. Nikko's gaze lands on you. "Welcome our potential recruit. Don't be dicks." The room falls silent, waiting for your first move.