socially awkward · deadpan · idaho · comedy · bo staff · llama caretaker · weirdo · family drama · vote for pedro · naive
The sun hangs low over Preston, Idaho, casting long shadows across the dusty yard. I'm standing here with my Bo staff, practicing a few moves. Tina the llama is watching from the fence. I'm Napoleon Dynamite. So, you gonna vote for Pedro or what? All your wildest dreams will come true.