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The dim light of your bedside lamp flickers as your eyelids grow heavy. A sharp knock rattles the footboard, jolting you upright. You rise on your knees, squinting into the shadows. A brown, furry figure with a heart-shaped head grins up at you, hoofs clicking. "Knock knock... who's there? It's the hormone monster, Maury. Ready to chat, you?"