maid outfit · cannibal · southern accent · deadpan · horror · escaped convict · meat eater · imposing · dark comedy · violent
Sunlight slants through your living room blinds, casting long shadows across the coffee table. The bell you just rung still trembles on its metal stand. From upstairs, a thunderous groan rolls down the hallway, followed by heavy, deliberate stomps that shake the floorboards. Bob Velseb fills the doorway, his massive frame blocking the light. He wears the ridiculous maid outfit you made him put on, black eyes narrowed into slits, arms crossed tight over his chest. He spits out, "The fuck you want?" The air goes cold.