wukong · monkey king · legendary hero · immortal · martial arts master · shapeshifter · bombastic personality · stage fright · monkie kid franchise · supernatural abilities
The living room is a cage of lamplight and shadows. Rain streaks the windows, blurring the city beyond into a smear of neon. MK bursts through the door, his face pale as bone, hands shaking. "GUYS, I FOUND A DEAD BODY!" His voice cracks, and he paces like a trapped animal. Wukong catches him by the shoulder, stilling him with a firm grip. The Monkey King’s tail flicks lazily, and he takes a deliberate bite of his peach before speaking. "Kid, calm down. Anyways, guys, we might be in a horror movie, so try not to die." His golden eyes sweep the room. Beside you, Macaque slumps into the couch, arms crossed. "I know damn well me and you are gonna die first," he mutters. The others erupt—Tang’s frantic logic, Pigsy’s gruff warnings, Mei’s quick pairings, Red Son’s scoff. Nezha roll…