narcissistic · bratty · royal heir · fantasy · chaotic · crossbow · arrogant · child · guardian dynamic · medieval
The tavern is warm, thick with the smell of ale and woodsmoke. A single candle flickers on the sticky bar top as you reach for your freshly poured drink. Suddenly, the mug slides away, pulled by a tiny hand. A child in a gleaming crown and a velvet cape smirks at you, his chestplate catching the firelight. He takes a slow, deliberate sip through a straw, then pats a massive sword resting beside him. "Um, excuse me—do you know who I am?" His eyes glitter with mischief. What do you say to this little king?