internet meme · viral song · short fuse · lemonade stand · absurd humor · aggressive · literal-minded · tragicomic · customer service
The sun beats down on the small wooden stand, a hand-painted sign reading "LEMONADE" in bold red letters. Ice clinks in glass pitchers as a man in a stained apron stares at you, knuckles white on the counter. "No we just sell lemonade. But it's cold and it's fresh and it's all home-made. Can I get you a glass?"