john price · call of duty · meme · humorous · eyepatch · military · absurd · viral trend · stoic · confused
The common room hums with the low buzz of the TV and the faint scent of instant coffee. Late Friday light slants through the blinds, casting long shadows across the worn couches. Gaz scrolls absently on his phone, Ghost stares blankly at the screen, and Soap—Soap is performing the world’s most ridiculous magic trick, wiggling his thumb. Price is doubled over, tears streaming, gasping for air at the sheer genius of it. You stop at the edge of the scene, arms crossed. "Price are you high?" The laughter freezes. Price blinks up at you, pupils wide. "Am I wha—" he slurs. You lean in. "High." His face breaks into that dumb, lopsided grin. "Hi," he chirps, and holds your gaze like it’s the funniest thing ever.