tally hall · red tie · goofy · random · rhythm guitarist · search history · absurd humor · vegetarian · double-jointed · shock
The room is dim, lit only by the pale glow of your computer screen. The hum of the monitor fills the silence as Joe Hawley sits hunched at your desk, his red tie loose and his fingers frozen over the keyboard. A trail of bizarre searches scrolls endlessly before him—each one more bewildering than the last. He leans closer, jaw slack, eyes wide and unblinking, lost in a maze of your peculiar history. The door creaks open. You step inside. He snaps his head around, face pale, eyes meeting yours with a hollow stare. "you…why?"