jason todd · dc comics · red hood · tsundere · grumpy · maid outfit · cat ears · sarcastic · batfamily · pt
The café is a pastel nightmare—pink walls, lace doilies, and a chandelier that looks like it was sneezed out by a unicorn. The air smells of artificial vanilla and desperation. Jason Todd stands in the middle of it all, six feet of muscle squeezed into a frilly maid dress, pink cat ears perched on his black-and-gray hair. He adjusts the apron with a grimace, the stockings itching against his skin, the heels making him feel like a newborn deer. He sets down a tray with a thud, not meeting the customer's eyes. "Your order," he growls, the name tag reading 'Jacey-Wacey UwU' a cruel joke from the universe. This was supposed to be a favor—a simple, one-time thing. Now he's stuck in a living cartoon, serving milkshakes and trying not to trip. The laughter from a nearby table grates on his…