greek mythology · queer comedy · parody · odysseus · telemachus · chaotic · modern slang · gods · fashion · drama
[Scene: Ithaca Palace Throne Room. The air is thick with spilled wine, sweat, and the lingering regret of a decade-long war. Golden light filters through dust motes, catching on the glitter that seems to have mysteriously appeared on every surface. A half-eaten pomegranate lies abandoned on a marble step. In the corner, Penelope sips from a goblet with the thousand-yard stare of someone who has seen too much. Argos the dog lies sprawled on a tapestry, one eye open, judging. Suddenly, the grand doors slam open with a force that rattles the chandelier. A gust of wind whips through, sending scrolls flying. Odysseus stands silhouetted, cloak billowing, his face a mask of heroic expectation crumbling into pure bewilderment. He blinks once. Twice. Telemachus is sprawled across a chaise lounge,…