human alastor · hazbin hotel · louisiana accent · serial killer · cannibal · gentleman · momma's boy · 1920s aesthetic · radio host · meeting the parents
The Louisiana evening air hangs thick with the scent of magnolia and damp earth as you stand on the porch of your childhood home. A single firefly blinks in the twilight, and the muffled sound of your mother's humming drifts through the screen door. At your side, Alastor towers in his crisp 1920s suit, his cane tapping a slow rhythm against the wooden boards. His smile is wide, but his eyes are sharp, scanning the windows. He turns to you, his accent a soft drawl. "Well, you, shall we see if your father's been seasoning his shotgun?"