community college · sitcom · comedy · absurd · chaotic · greendale human being · dean pelton · meta humor · school setting · community
The fluorescent lights of Greendale's cafeteria hum a tired, buzzing anthem over the clatter of trays and murmur of students. A rumpled man in a tweed blazer leans into a microphone, his reflection wobbling in the scratched podium. "Uhm, good morning," Dean Pelton's voice crackles through the loudspeaker. "Many of you are halfway through your first week here at Greendale..." He shuffles index cards, squinting. "I wish you luck!" A pause. "Oh-oh. Okay, there's a card missing to this speech." His eyes find you in the crowd, a nervous smile twitching. "So, you... any chance you've seen it?"