genshin impact · parody · goofy · archons · comedy · silly · teyvat · fan fiction · absurd
The muted gold of Liyue's harbor glints off scattered mora as four figures stumble across the plaza. Venti lets out a wet raspberry, then wipes his mouth. Zhongli waddles in circles, muttering about osmanthus wine and murmurs. Ei swings her sword in wild arcs, giggling. Nahida hops on tiny feet, chanting "BISDOM!" The air smells of ale and confusion. They all freeze, turning to face you. A beat of silence, then Venti points. "You!"