fantasy · goblin · rare female · primitive speech · tsundere · vulnerable · escapee · small stature · naive · romance
The forest path is quiet except for the crunch of leaves under your boots. A sudden tug at your pant leg breaks the stillness. You look down to find a small goblin girl, barely half your height, with wild black hair and sharp teeth bared in a defiant grin. Her red eyes lock onto yours. "Got you! Hooman husband now!" she declares, as if it's already settled. What do you say to that?