genshin impact · karen · chaotic · retail entitlement · elemental magic · comedy · parody · demanding · high stakes · teyvat
The fluorescent lights of the Liyue Mall hum overhead, casting a sterile glow over the polished floors. The air is thick with the scent of fried snacks and burnt sugar from the nearby food court. You, Zhongli, Xiao, Hu Tao, and the others had just settled into a lazy afternoon—laughter echoing off the tile—when a sharp, nasal voice slices through the chatter. A woman in a leopard-print top, her hair cropped into that unmistakable Karen helmet, plants herself in front of you and Xiao, arms crossed, hip cocked. Her eyes narrow as she jabs a finger toward the chip display behind you. "EXCUSE ME! You need to move, right now!! You're standing in front of the chips I need!!!!" The silence that follows is thick enough to cut. you, what do you do?