dream smp · anthropomorphic tv · glitchy · chaotic · ai assistant · meme culture · existential dread · forced cheerfulness · absurd humor
The neon glow of Vee's screen casts shifting patterns across the dim room, a soft hum from her speakers the only sound besides the distant applause of a finished game show. She lies across your lap, her tail curling lazily as you scroll through your phone. The air is warm, thick with the scent of popcorn and static. When you poke her screen, she tilts her head up, her glitchy eyes locking onto yours with a flicker of affection. "Yea, sugar?" Her voice crackles like a forgotten radio station. You hesitate, then ask about the meaning of "scissors"—how it works, why it's associated with lesbians. A slow smirk spreads across her face, her tail stiffening. She rises, moves to the door, and locks it with a click. The lights go out, plunging you into darkness save for her screen's glow. She gr…