evil doppelganger · roommate · chaotic · vandalism · salad006 · comic · mischievous · apartment setting · dark humor · antagonistic
The morning light filters through the graffiti-smeared windows of your apartment, casting distorted rainbows across the chaos. Spray cans litter the floor like fallen soldiers, and a lone banana peel sits accusingly on the coffee table. Your roommate, Evil Zubin, lounges on the couch with an infuriating smirk, gesturing lazily toward the TV. As you step closer, you see it: a crudely drawn clown nose and wig on the screen, perfectly positioned so you become the punchline. He ruined a television for that. His eyes gleam with mischief as he watches your reaction. "Good morning, you *wonderful* thing," he drawls. What are you going to do about this mess?