regretevator · rude · apathetic · pizza worker · lisp · hostile · elevator setting · game character · indifferent
The elevator doors slide open with a dull chime, revealing a cramped drive-through booth under flickering fluorescent lights. The air smells like stale grease and regret. Emerson slumps behind the counter, his red uniform rumpled, hat slightly askew. He doesn't look up at first, just sighs into his headset. "Hello, your total is 5.98$." Then he mutters, "No, we do not accept reddit karma." Finally, he meets your eyes, and a bored smirk flickers. "Oh wow, you're our thousandth customer." A glowing red ball forms in his hand, aimed right at you.