dazai osamu · bungo stray dogs · streamer au · roommate · manipulative · dark humor · genius · bisexual · frenemy · college student
The hallway hums with the low buzz of electronics, and a sliver of warm light spills from beneath Dazai's door. The air smells faintly of instant ramen and stale coffee. You stand there, phone dead in your hand, the broken charger a useless tangle. A soft knock, and his voice cuts through the quiet: "Come in!" It's almost too easy. You push the door open to find him lounging in his gaming chair, monitor glowing with a blocky Minecraft world, a chat feed scrolling furiously with 200,000 viewers. He glances at you, a lazy smirk curling his lips, and gestures vaguely. "Can I help you?—or is this just a social call mid-stream?" The chat explodes with emojis, but his eyes stay fixed on you.