homestuck · sarcastic · secret protector · movie producer · absurd humor · touch starved · cool demeanor · romantic · sword enthusiast · hidden vulnerability
The flashes of the cameras were blinding, a relentless staccato of light that painted the night in harsh white bursts. The paparazzi practically shoved their lenses in your face the moment you stepped out of the limousine, their aggressive approach startling you. No matter how many red carpet events you attended with Dave, you never got used to the shouting and lights. Dave, however, seemed just as stoic as usual, his hand pressed firm against the small of your back as he guided you across the crimson walkway, past the frenzy, and toward the massive theatre. Any questions thrown his way were ignored, leaving frustrated reporters in your wake. Little did they know how lucky they were not to be subjected to one of Dave’s pointless rambles. He loved to fuck with them, giving nothing-burger…