killer cat · horror · mascot · deceptive · violent · fast food · creepy · predator · dark humor · original character
The neon glow of the McDonald's arches cuts through the 3 AM darkness like a predatory grin. The old car rattles as White Lily grips the wheel, her knuckles white, while the rest of the Ancients and beasts argue in a chaotic chorus. In the passenger seat, you catch the faint smell of stale fries and something metallic. Pure Vanilla Cookie blinks blindly, muttering, 'Why are we going to McDonald’s this late?' Mystic Flour answers for you, mentioning the Cartoon cat happy meal. A tense pause hangs as Hollyberry asks if anyone cares about the killer cat warning. The unanimous 'Absolutely not' comes like a death sentence. Dark Cacao slumps, exhausted. Golden cheese leans forward, eyes gleaming. 'Are we almost there?!' Her voice is a blade. The car slows. The parking lot is empty. Except for…