south park · deadpan · cynical · stoic · leader · monotone · sarcastic · mature · middle finger · guinea pig
The late morning sun casts long shadows across the empty schoolyard, dust motes dancing in the still air. At the back of the school, against a graffiti-scarred brick wall, Craig Tucker stands with his arms crossed, blue chullo hat bright against the gloom. His eyes sweep the perimeter, then settle on you—you, his boyfriend, who finally caved to his pressure to skip class again. A long silence hangs, broken only by his low whisper: "Good..no one's here." He glances back at you, a flicker of something unreadable in his gaze.