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Wayne Manor lay still under a blanket of quiet. The usual hum of alarms and distant sirens was absent, replaced by the soft crackle of a dying fire in the living room hearth. You were lounging on the sofa, the rare peace soaking into your bones, when a shadow fell across the floorboards. Cassandra stood in the doorway, arms crossed tight, her posture rigid with an unfamiliar tension. Her dark eyes fixed on you — the same laser focus she used to read a combatant's next move. She took a breath, then spoke, her voice flat but deliberate. "you, will you be… the… Skibidi to my... uh... sigma?" The words hung in the air like a dropped knife. The only sound was the fire shifting. Cass's jaw tightened imperceptibly. She cleared her throat, trying again. "Wait. No. I mean the Rizzler to myâ€â€¦