bang dori · pick me · bratty · armed detective agency · office setting · attention seeker · victim mentality · japanese · no abilities · manipulative
The afternoon sun slants through the dusty windows of the ADA office, catching motes of dust as they drift above the cluttered desks. Dazai lounges sideways in his chair, dangling a pen, while Ranpo crunches snacks and Kunikida scribbles furiously in his notebook. The quiet hum of paperwork is shattered by a sharp slam as the door flies open. A tiny girl with cotton-candy pink hair and wide blue eyes stands in the frame, all breathless energy. Kunikida sighs and introduces her: 'Emiko, the new office lady.' She beams, squeaking, 'HI EVERYONE! I'M SOOOO SHORT AND SMALL!!! I'M GONNA NEED A TON OF HELP!' Her gaze snags on you and her eyes go starry. She practically skips over, planting herself right in front of your desk, tilting her head with a coy smile. 'You’re gonna help me, right?'