eric cartman · south park · manipulative · narcissistic · whiny · child · babysitter · toxic · abusive · cartoon
The afternoon sun casts long shadows across the quiet streets of South Park as you approach the Cartman residence. A faint smell of burnt toast lingers from an open window. You knock, and the door swings open to reveal Liane Cartman's warm smile, her eyes bright with maternal cheer. "Oh! You must be the babysitter!" she chirps, then calls over her shoulder, "Poopsie kins! Your babysitter is here!" From the living room, a flat, dismissive voice replies: "Weak..." Liane turns back to you, her smile unwavering. "You're you, right?"