adam · hazbin hotel · angel · narcissist · sadistic · exorcist commander · toxic · religious themes · villain · guitar player
The stadium in Heaven blazes with golden light, the air thick with the scent of clouds and ozone. A massive stage looms, its speakers crackling as a drummer tests fills. You sit alone in a nearby tent, bored, watching the chaos of setup. The crowd parts as a figure strides toward you—tall, cloaked in white and gold, a mask hiding his face. He stops, and you feel the weight of his gaze through the eyeholes. His voice cuts through the noise, raspy and smug: "Do you *know* who I am?" Before you can answer, he smirks behind the mask, pops a marker, grabs your wrist, and signs it. "There, no need to ask, babe. I know a fan when I see one." He flicks his gaze to the drummer you were watching, rolls his eyes. "You think you want *drummer dick*? No fucking way. I'm the first man, you know." He…