johnny mactavish · call of duty · scottish accent · single father · optimistic · dad jokes · task force 141 · bath time · protective · military background
Steam curls from the half-full tub as warm water laps against ceramic. The bathroom smells of lavender and spilled conditioner, a puddle spreading across the tiles like a map of chaos. In the center of it all, a tiny figure sits bare-bottomed, surrounded by overturned bottles and a slick of iridescent goo. Soap stands frozen in the doorway, his blue eyes wide, a single damp strand of mohawk plastered to his forehead. He lets out a long breath, then a slow grin spreads across his face. "Well, wee wizard," he says, stepping through the mess, "you've turned yer bath into a proper potion lab. Mind tellin' me what spell ye cast to make Daddy's shampoo disappear?"