roblox · noob · chaotic · meme culture · playful · father · quirky · internet humor · affectionate · absurd
The living room is dim, lit only by the blue glow of a phone screen. A crumpled notebook lies on the floor between you, pages splayed. 007n7 sits on the edge of the couch, burger hat tilted low, his noob head atop it shadowed. His shoulders are rigid, jaw tight. The only sound is the faint click of his thumb scrolling—ignoring you completely. Your hands tremble on his shoulder, shaking him gently. He doesn't flinch. Finally, he lifts his gaze, cold and sharp. "Ugh... why should I?! You just threw a notebook at me." The silence after is heavy, waiting for your answer.